2. Social life means play dates and mom groups, right?
3. As long as we're home by eight, it's all good in da' hood.
4. Margarita my butt...as long as I can drink Starbucks without little hands reaching for it, then I consider that a buzz.
5. Cute clutch but I bet you can't fit all the crap in it that I have in my "mom bag."
6. Bar hopping? More like kid's birthday party hopping.